//Internal screaming\\

adrianbowen:

mostrandomfaves:

THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY

“Now go, unleash hell.” 

I love this Gif so much..

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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wtf-facts-blog:

Visit www.wtf-facts.net for more facts!

wtf-facts-blog:

Visit www.wtf-facts.net for more facts!

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

officialmadarauchiha:

I feel this on so many levels

officialmadarauchiha:

I feel this on so many levels

suppermariobroth:

The characters from Super Mario Kart.

willheronbutt:

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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Fun fact: that kid in the gif went to my old school

 - im so fucking sorry
1,000,035 plays

elasticitymudflap:

nyehs:

realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

merasmus:

stone cold

merasmus:

stone cold

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.